Since we got the car back and my physical therapist said I was fine to hike, we took a fairly last-minute trip to Fort Portal, in Eastern Uganda, this weekend. I'd heard that the landscape is incredible (true) and that chimp tracking in Kibale National Park is a must-do (also true). We took off early Friday morning and made pretty good time out there despite some terrible roads; arrived in time for a delicious lunch at the lodge, called Turaco Treetops. A couple of friends from the Embassy were staying at the same lodge, so we had company for some of our dinners and the tracking.
Saturday morning was chimp tracking! We wanted to get that done first, before I had time to potentially hurt myself, because the permits were expensive and we weren't sure how rugged the terrain would be. So we showed up at the visitor's center at 8 AM for a briefing, then drove a few kilometers to where the rangers had left the chimps the day before. Each guide carried a rifle to scare away any potential threats (probably forest elephants--which we didn't see--or if someone angered a chimp I guess?) and was responsible for a group of six, so we and our Embassy friends were matched with a couple of very adventurous retired ladies from California who were heading to see gorillas next. We were told not to eat anything in the woods, to make sure to wear our masks whenever we were around primates, to watch out for safari ants (and tuck our pants into our socks just in case) but that their bites would hurt but wouldn't have any lasting effects so please don't scream, and to stay 10 meters away from the chimps.
We didn't have to walk very far before we started hearing some unnerving noises that our guide said were chimp calls, so he took us off the road onto some much smaller trails, following the calls. Soon we saw one! He was sitting on a log in a classic Thinker pose, but he left pretty fast. Our guide gave him a minute, then followed. Soon we found a bunch more, up in a tree eating figs. We spent the next couple hours following them around and taking lots of photos...and definitely not staying 30 feet away (although our guide did call out someone who got too close). Sometimes the rainforest felt a little crowded- there were at least three and maybe four groups of six following the same group of chimps around, and lots of them had Very Serious Cameras with Very Big Lenses, but it wasn't that bad. Just as we started to get tired and hungry, the chimps moved on again and our guide took us to watch them cross the road to another area of the forest as we said goodbye. It was such a great experience; one of the coolest things I've ever done, and I'm so glad we made it out there.
For Sunday morning we asked the lodge to set us up with a hike; they offered a swamp walk (hot, bugs, no thank you) or a crater lake tour with optional waterfall. We chose that one, obviously. There was apparently a teensy miscommunication, because the crater lake tour was 3 1/2 hours bumping along on terrible dirt roads in our car looking at lakes, with a very, very short hike to the waterfall. The landscape was indeed beautiful (we saw the lake pictured on the 20k shilling note, among others), but the morning was....not fun. Until we were driving back to the lodge, and one of the baboons on the road in the park not only didn't move out of the way, but climbed up on our car when we stopped! He hung out on the windshield and side mirror for a while, then eventually tumbled off and sat on the road as we drove away.
We took off back to Kampala early this morning to try to beat some traffic, and on the way through the park a baboon I'm convinced was the same one climbed back up on our car...then sat on the side mirror and peed. I'm sure he was just marking his territory because we were his special friends, but I was pretty relieved when we hit some rain on the way back.
All in all, despite the bumping, it was a great weekend.* I'd love to go back to Fort Portal and stay at a different lodge (ours was a fantastic location for chimps but not great for anything else), and try to hook up with a hiking club out that direction for an actual hike. Another lodge someone recommended is actually adjacent to a vanilla plantation, and I'd really love to try Ugandan vanilla; plus you're supposed to be able to buy beautiful baskets in that area.
*I've said it before and this weekend did solidify for me that you can't really go on vacation in Uganda: no matter how relaxing the lodge, the roads and traffic are such an ordeal that you get home not feeling relaxed at all. But it was a good trip!